I got this pumpkin on October 1st, 2016, and ever since then, it has been my only child. I got it at Wasem’s fruit (bee) farm when I went to the fruit (bee) farm with my best pal who posed with the tractor in last week’s episode of Nyah Attempts Photography! I take it almost everywhere with me, because that is how much I love this pumpkin. I took these pictures October 2nd, 2016, by finally getting the motivation to get out of bed around 4pm. I decided to walk to a really busy street and play a version of Russian Roulette I like to call, “Lay In The Street And Hope To Not Get Hit By A Car Going 55MPH On A 35MPH Street!” It’s a really fun game that I really enjoy playing during the summer. Anyways, this street gives really good pictures, because people are like, “OMG why would you lay in the street!!!” But it’s okay, Street Pumpkin because it’s completely safe. So, anyways, I placed my pumpkin in the center of the road, almost getting hit once or three times, and snapped a few pictures. My pumpkin definitely hated that feeling of almost getting hit, because honestly for a baby, that must be a very scary feeling! But I am 16 years old (J’ai 16 ans), so I’m not scared of that anymore. With the other pumpkin picture (I like to call it the Mr. Krabs edit), the pumpkin looks so shook™ that I put him on the grill that I found in my park like 2 seconds prior to the shooting of this picture. If I add a face to my pumpkin somehow in photoshop, I could potentially be the next best memestar! Unfortunately, I have decided to take a hiatus from my meme-ing, so that meme will definitely be born, just not this week.